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My name is Kyle, and Lady Gaga, Boston, Lana Del Rey, A Day To Remember, Marina and the Diamonds, Lorde, Azealia Banks, Panic! At The Disco, dancing, reading, video games, tea, coffee, school, tattoos, Zelda, Pokemon, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, and Doctor Who are some of my favourite things.
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"High up in the Hollywood hills
Crushin violet pills.
Youve been tryin to write a novel
‘Bout your cheap thrills” 💊🔫🚬💵

"High up in the Hollywood hills
Crushin violet pills.
Youve been tryin to write a novel
‘Bout your cheap thrills” 💊🔫🚬💵

55 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 0 notes
This sounds so much better on vinyl <3 @geogypsy

This sounds so much better on vinyl <3 @geogypsy

13 hours ago on July 24th | J | 2 notes
Suns rolling over California hills
Rays thinner than the guitar strings
Serenading me in my deeper sleep

Suns rolling over California hills
Rays thinner than the guitar strings
Serenading me in my deeper sleep

19 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 0 notes

the-real-seebs:

restaurant-rants:

planetsxcollide:

violentsandwich:

screaming-at-the-constellations:

That’s fucking cruel

This isn’t fucking funny. My mom has been a waitress almost all of my life and for most of it we lived off of scraps. She worked hard every damn day being paid less than minimum wage to help raise us four kids. All of our meals, all of our clothing, all of our school books, our fucking rent was always paid by tips. Some weeks were better than others but we learned how to make our dimes stretch and now she is doing better, with a manager position where things are more stable for her.
Bakc to the point, don’t any of you ever, EVER FUCKING DO THIS. SPREADING THE WORD OF YOUR RELIGION IS FINE AND DANDY BUT DON’T TO IT AT THE COST OF A SINGLE MOTHER NOT BEING ABLE TO FEED HERSELF SO HER KIDS CAN HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

^^^This

When Christians act like little fucks

I have had online discussions with the people who think this is in any way okay, and boy, was that frustrating.

One of my friends had a lovely solution to the thing where people offer you things like this: Don’t unfold it, don’t even look at it, just put it in your pocket and thank them profusely, explaining how you didn’t know where your next meal was coming from and you’d been praying, and God must have heard them because now you can buy food for your kids.

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 200,552 notes

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 218,080 notes

no-wifi:

why isn’t there a dollar bill eyes emoji?

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 23,422 notes
vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 589,783 notes
I love #bathbomb water

I love #bathbomb water

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 0 notes
Tagged as: #bathbomb 

PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME

mirandagettingfit:

college-life-crisis:

Acquaintances:

image

My best friends:

image

accurate

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 181,232 notes
fappuclno:

I have such great friends

fappuclno:

I have such great friends

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 39,105 notes

putitontheblitz:

So when the sun goes down, Knuckles turns into a thug.

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 1,746 notes

groupons:

Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 11,580 notes
leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 29,476 notes
I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 32,406 notes

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 67,125 notes